make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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