Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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