things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i think im in europe. pls send help
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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