Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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