I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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