Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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