we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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