y did u give ur computer a hand job?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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