she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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