just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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