Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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