sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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