At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
