A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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