I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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