with your own penis?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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