I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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