I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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