HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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