She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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