Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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