Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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