: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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