after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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