she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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