I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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