is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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