At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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