He kissed a someone with a penis
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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