I wannas sexs uuuuu
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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