My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
