I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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