I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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