if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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