she was so not down for the gang bang
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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