life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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