so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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