he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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