mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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