just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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