I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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