I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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