they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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