He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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