Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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