the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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