If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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