I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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