I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
last night I used snow as a chaser
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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