i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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