Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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