just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Randomize
