YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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