I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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