Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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