All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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