So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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