Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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