Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
nutella sex= disaster
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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